The Best Birthday Card Ever!

Posted on December 10, 2020

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By David Ettinger

Just had to share this with you.

Tomorrow is birthday number 63 for me, but it’s no big deal. I’m one of those Scrooges who thinks, “Everyone has a birthday, so it’s not like it’s something special. I mean, you did nothing to contribute to your birth, and to get to this point, all you did was not die.” (Blah, blah, blah.)

At work when my co-workers sing “Happy Birthday” to me, I sit there with my arms crossed and roll my eyes. When they’re done, I say, “Are you finally finished? I’d like to get back to work.”

It’s all done in fun, but I really am not a birthday-type guy (because, seriously, everyone has one; where’s the accomplishment)?

Anyway, today at work (because I won’t be in tomorrow), my friend Amanda bought me the card pictured above. (Notice how it’s in black-and-white only, no colors.) It’s perfect, and the best birthday card I ever received!

And to make it even better, the inside says: “This message brought to you by the National Foundation for Lowered Expectations.”

This is a birthday card I’ll actually save!